Dignified Delinquent 

A dignified delinquent is cultured yet unapologetically authentic.

Even though he arrives to school with trap music playing, he is articulate in front of his students; he’s a dignified delinquent.

Dignified Delinquent by The Dignified Delinquents October 22, 2020

dirtified 

To suffer from dirty play/tricks and tactics.

Being the object where foul play is used upon.

omg! I got dirtified.

Definition: Oh my god! I have been owned by dirty tactics.

dirtified by Nickowns February 2, 2004

Dignified Doormat 

A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.

First Lady Laura Bush.

Dignified Doormat by wakeupcall April 27, 2005

Dictified 

An intellectual verbalization delivered in a sarcastic or demeaning tone. Usually followed by "smack-down" or "bam" or "blow."

"Ryan, she just delivered a dictified smack-down in your face!"

-or-

"Liz, that was a dictified blow to your ego."

Dictified by MFrizzell February 10, 2009

Dignified burial at sea 

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"

Dignified burial at sea by me old fruity July 18, 2011

Dizzified 

The dizzy feeling you get when the bus or RV you are riding in makes turns on the highway. Enhanced by alcohol or mood altering substances.

Girl, I am not sure if it's the jello shots or the pot but everytime the driver turns I feel totally dizzified.

Dizzified by UTR May 3, 2010

dinkified 

(dink ih fy); dinkifying (dink ih fy ing)

1) To make one dumber
2) Be reduced to the lowest levels of stupidity
3) Become a dinkus

Example 1:

Stop hanging out with her. She is dinkifying you.

Example 2:

Person 1: I want to put a bunch of bowling balls in a pillow case and beat someone with it.

Person 2: Dude, have you been dinkified?

dinkified by guitarguy16 March 31, 2009