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divorginity 

First sexual experience post divorce.
I lost my divorginity to the hottie I crushed on in high school.
divorginity by Jenny Cool August 13, 2015

divorcirginity 

When you finally have sex with someone after your divorce. Usually a major milestone following years of sexless marriage.
After years of not getting any and a bitter divorce, Amy finally lost her divorcirginity to Steve after the office Christmas party.
divorcirginity by k_murda April 9, 2015

divorciversary 

Jorge: Hey, I have to go out tonight. It's my divorciversary.
Rodrigo: Sweet, man. It's been a whole year since you split with that bitch.
divorciversary by Skipping Chicken February 11, 2010

divorciversary 

annual celebration of the day you were officially free from that loser/asshole/bitch/whore etc.....
I'm heading to Vegas for this year's divorciversary.
divorciversary by DSWF August 25, 2010

DForcing 

To Blast DragonForce whether through a speaker or by an instrument LOUD and PROUD
Hey man what's up ?

AH nothing much man just DForcing it up!
DForcing by Mr. Why October 21, 2010

Divorcitis 

Breaking up isn’t hard to do when friends and neighbours are doing it too.

A person that divorces soon after or later on after a family member or friend had divorced. Or a group of friends that start divorcing because one among them divorced first and the other friends soon after that got ideas to divorce too. It's a social virus that's spreading to a neighborhood, workplace and family near you.
Friend 1: "Dave divorced 2 years ago and now his buddy Matt is seeing a lawyer and is getting started on divorcing his wife. How crazy is that?!"

Friend 2: "Whoa, who do you think is next? This is looking like divorcitis."
Divorcitis by WowzersAA October 22, 2010