Divorce is the legal separation of two married people. It can be a peaceful agreement, or an angry affair. The effects of divorce are different for everyone, and it is certainly a life altering event.
My mom and dad decided to get a divorce because they can't get along anymore; I'm very sad.
by Naban August 13, 2007
the act of surgically taking a wife's hands from her husband's neck and attatching them to his balls and wallet
guy 1: got a divorce, bitch got everything, shes so far up my ass if she spits its comin out of my mouth
guy 2: bummer...
by The Gibber May 27, 2007
Division of a marriage
Seperation of a family.
It often destroys the kids. and then they are never able to love again.
Exs, often get remarried to douches who the kids never like.
Jack and Jill are getting a divorce.
They tell Jane "they are still friends", but then never speak to each other again.
Their child Jane is now depressed.
Jill marries an ogre and Jack marries a slut.
Jane hates the step-parents, and runs away.
by happygoluckydog June 28, 2012
One of the worst things parents can do to devastate their child.
Divorce sucks ugh!
by Bunnies! July 29, 2011
From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Have you heard of the new divorced Barbie doll? - She comes with all of Ken's stuff
by El Pelon Adrian February 20, 2010
The same thing as a tornado someguys gonna lose his trailer house
I heard Johns living behind Walmart after his divorce
by theholyhabenero December 14, 2013
A means of concluding a marriage which does not include a funeral.
Julie: I can't believe Josh is dead. After 12 years of marriage, his poor wife must be heartbroken. I don't think she'll ever be with another man.
Kim: Well, I felt like that when Josh divorced me for her, but me and Steve are more in love today than ever!
by inew April 07, 2015

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