1. Derived from the greek words divo, meaning lawyer, and vorccia, meaning the removal of half of your worldly belongings.

2. The liberation of an enslaved male from an enviroment of continual torture by nagging.

3. The only way to appease the beast living in your home, eating your food, driving your car, and drinking your booze, after you stumble home from Mexico with two dead prostitutes.
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
There is actually no such thing as Divorce. So what ever, if you thought you were modern schmuck you had better think again the meaning of "redness" because all of you will blush before all one fine day when all is revealed: Boom ShickA Bow Wow.

When you're served a Divorce in the western world, and nobody ever mentioned it to ya but every rebound after your spouse bailed: The world of Algorithms came into view. A paper separation is just that: PAPER. Have you ever heard of White Paper Crime. Well, a Divorce; if you have one is just that. A Contractual Law Violation; a Breach of Contract.

To possess a Divorce means that you ought to have honestly subjected yourself to an inventory of your contracts. CHECKING the dates and facts are only the beginning besides taxes. *This will tell you Who's WHO.
A man married one of a pair of sisters, divorces one & marries the sibbling. Hard to figure that this person & his ex's sibbling are raising his daughter: a Niece. Divorce of mistaken order.

A woman married EUtrash he didn't know his bride to be & did not understand old records. Once married discovered he married into FRAUD. Who's fraud man? Prematurely obtaining for himself a "Divorce". How could anyone continue upholding such a thing with all this revealed?

A young maiden marries a noble prince. A Reservation Princess forgets to give him a Bill of Divorcement, keeps his shit as trophies & goes on ahead to make the biggest mistake of her tribes affairs. Technically, not Divorced had under Duress married another. Moral: It is never too late to say: Mybad, you were the best thing that ever happened to me.

Straight from Holland: A Heterosexually confused female; of liberal family, marries thinking to rescue a transgender lover of many years. One who is actually not a lesbian but a man who was contemplating a sex change. Suddenly.. a change of mind. Has this individual restored during the loving diligence that upheld favour? Should these Divorce for coming into a marriage w/reverse roles & trampled identity? ~Upa, nope. Both fabulously gorgeous people; stunning to look at & not at all vain what so ever, soon removing from the masses. The babies which would come ought to be in a documentary. Retracking definitions these now preceded to call their Divorce: New Terms Contract.
by Holland Upa! February 14, 2014
1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.
Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."

Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."

Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."
by NYC February 05, 2006
When your dad is emotionally abusive and pushes your mom and steals your stuff, and leaves, and your mom is crying all night, and says it's over, and dad gets an apartment and wants you to be with him, but you hate him, and eventually you never talk to him and it's almost like he never even existed?

That's divorce.
My parents are getting a divorce and it's nasty.
by dysfunctional family September 09, 2010
The screw-in' you get, for the screw-in' you got!
A way to put out the trash. Grabage costs money to get rid of!
by bob January 05, 2004
To legally get rid of the leeching, lazy scumbag you mistakenly married when you were young and naive.
I threw a party when my divorce was final.
by LaDeena June 02, 2006
1)the most pathetic excuse for your parents being a bunch of stupid shits.

they suck and ruin lives.

nothing good comes out of them, except for the wife, who gets to rape her ex with childsupport, which mostly gets spent on stupid shit
(in my situation, a new set of dishes, and big screen tv...)

2)a way to show your kids that you don't care about them cause you want to go and fuck up their lives by messing them up socially, mentally, AND emotionally...
my parents are failures as parents and thus got a divorce, and i will never forgive them for that.
by greg April 19, 2004

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