dividing by zero 

When even math shows you that not everything can be figured out with math. When you divide by zero, math kicks you in the shins and says "yeah, there's kind of an answer, but it ain't just some number."

It's when mathematicians become philosophers.

Math:
Let's say you have ZERO apples, and THREE people. How many apples does each person get? ZERO, cause there were no apples to begin with

Not-math because of dividing by zero:
Let's say there are THREE apples, and ZERO people. How many apples does each person get? Friggin... How the Fruitcock should I know! How can you figure out how many apples each person gets if there's no people to get them?!? You'd think it'd be infinity, but not really. It could almost be any number, cause you could be like "each person gets 400 apples" which would be true, because all the people did get 400 apples, because there were no people. So all the people also got 42 apples, and a million and 7 apples. But it's still wrong.

dividing by zero by Zacharrie February 15, 2010

Dividing by 0 

Thought to be impossible, but legends tell that if achieved the mathematician will be granted the power of invisibility and teleportation.

He's been dividing by 0 again, he's in Zimbabwe

Dividing by 0 by kevkingkong June 19, 2010

Dividing by 0 

The quickest way to end life as we know it.

Me: Don't even try dividing by 0.
Person: *divides by 0*
*universe implodes*

Dividing by 0 by Normal American Citizen August 9, 2012

dividing line

imaginary line dividing the time before total and absolute exploitation of subculture, and the time there after; the dividing line being around the year 2000

I know you think you're a punk or a goth, but he was real before the dividing line.

dividing line by Josh, The One November 4, 2008

Dividing by Zero 

A slang term for male masturbation. The hand makes a zero and gets divided by the penis.

Cameron spent the whole day dividing by zero in his bedroom.

Dividing by Zero by ChowderMarianatedNips September 13, 2011

Dividing Line Exception 

When you're actually a punk past the dividing line.

Despite the dividing line, that guys actually a punk. He's a dividing line exception

Dividing Line Exception by Josh, The One January 13, 2009

dividing by 0 

Dividing by zero is a term used to describe folding a brotha so hard they are on the brink of X (ex: death)

Person 1: hey remember boondocks?
Person 2: yeah i just got past when stinkmeaner was dividing by 0 that old man

dividing by 0 by goofy boofy monster March 6, 2023