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cheek disconnect 

The disconnection of a telephone conversation caused by ones cheek inadvertantly pressing on the disconnect button. This is more likely to occur with touchscreen mobile phones.
I was in the middle of an important discussion when I experienced a cheek disconnect. This occurred when my cheek hit the disconnect button on my mobile phone ending my telephone call and my train of thought. Cheek disconnect can also lead to a unigab situation. (see; unigab)
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Discontract 

We need to discontract this cleaning service, I am tired of all the paperwork.
Discontract by Alfredaz April 25, 2020

Disconcerted 

To be discomforted, in an awkward situation, not like whats going on.

unsettled, thrown off blaance, confused, taken back, perturbed,
"I was very disconcerted when the whole class looked at me"

Disconfigured 

1. to not be configured.
2. to be messed up.
3. to not look right.
4. distorted, bent, out of proportion
5. disfigured
1. He has a disconfigured nose, its unlike everyone else's nose.

2. The program was so disconfigured it was nearly impossible to fix.
Disconfigured by Lammalord546 February 26, 2010

European Disconnect 

How people in Europe cannot understand American mannerisms or humor. They find offense in American friendly taunting. Very noticeable in online gaming
American "Ha! Whupped your ass!"
European "Why do you mock me and denigrate my abilities?"
American "FAG!"
European "I am not a cigarette"
American "But you love cock!"
European "You are insane, where is the admin?"
American "Damn European Disconnect"
European Disconnect by furiousfunk February 23, 2011

Causally Disconnected 

Due to the property of exponential universal expansion, all non-local baryonic matter will eventually be displaced beyond the cosmic horizon and forever out of our reach.
Shit, ANOTHER Galaxy just disappeared over the cosmic horizon... forever Causally Disconnected from us. Even travelling at the speed of light, we could never catch it...never.
Causally Disconnected by YAWA July 25, 2019

disconfuckulated 

to mess somthing up beyond reconition; to screw up badly.
"That picture is so disconfuckulated that i cant tell what it is!}"
disconfuckulated by ReBeL rEd August 4, 2007