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A) A combination of being a total ditz and being totally unthinking of consequences . . . children who are oblivious to the fact they are dangerous to small animals.

B) A normaly smart person that randomly and often slips into the state of being a total dizt multiple times daily.
you freakin-freak your smarter than that! Stop being so ditzophrenic. . . the rabbit didn't need a hair cut!
by woobonova April 04, 2010

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