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drittering 

Driving while posting to your twitter account. Usually thorough your iphone or blackberry
I was drittering about the crappy driver in front my me while heading to work
drittering by renegadepotato March 30, 2009

Ditterization 

The realization that what you are touching is wrong or inappropriate
"As Tommy D leaned in to skim her inner thigh, he retracted his hand with an overwhelming ditterization that this was inappropriate"

"I learned that a 12 volt electric shot was painful when I regrettably and inappropriately licked the ditterization-operation doll"
Ditterization by Horn Dogs June 22, 2009

dithering 

taking ages to do a job or being intentionally slow
Zac knew he was supposed to have washed the dishes an hour ago but he was dithering about in the back garden, hoping eventually she'd forget about it.
dithering by Wordnerd125 October 31, 2014

Dithering Goon 

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.
Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.
Dithering Goon by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007

dithering prat 

Someone who has an asshole as a fucking brain. they can be found wearing underwear on their heads and playing air guitar at rock concerts. so basically someone who acts shitfaced all the time.
God fucking damnit!!!You dithering prat!
dithering prat by nourmarie August 5, 2007
an evil troll who roams in the ghetto of galeton n likes 2 attempt 2 beat people up, which therefore causes OSS and a bloddy nose or 2 4 ditter.
ditter has spikey hair n says "f, f, u"-ditter
ditter by baldy March 20, 2005