Dinowilliam's Disease is a non-contagious disease that occurs when someone is "whipped without having a female lover", as quoted by Prof of Commerce, Philip Phung, Melbourne University.
In short, this refers to someone who DOES NOT have a girlfriend, but still contains the symptoms associated with being whipped.
The following includes but is not limited to some of the symptoms:
- Messaging all the group chats (whether it be the basketball group chat, tennis group chat, etc, but does so to get info on girls as opposed to actually socialize)
- Throws 6 million parties despite being in woop woop so no one can actually get to his house
- Ditching your friends on your Eng Lang table
Daquan: Yo, this nigger William doesn't talk in our group chat anymore! Wtf is he doing Bruh
Rajesh: OnGod, this nigga be tripping, he must have Dinowilliams disease
pronounced dino (as in dinosaur) - and whore (as in whore, slut etc...)
when i was faced with the question, "what do you call someone older than a cougar??" i brilliantly came up with dinowhore... its an old ass woman who is still at the bar picking up young drunk men in her 60's, 70's and 80's... they are a rare bread but they do exist... they are a lot more sly then cougars... they lure their prey with cookies and warm milk.
"Dude!!! Look at that dinowhore over there!!! i wonder if the drapes match the carpet????"
"Hey... i think that dinowhore's teeth just fell out on the dance floor...."
i am trying not to be mean to old people... but it is kinda funny...