old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

old ear distributes flower by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

cat distribution system 

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.

"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"

cat distribution system by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device 

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device by Mouse October 1, 2004

sidewalk pharmaceutical distributor

1) a drug dealer, any
2) a drug dealer who works on the corner or on the sidewalk, not to be confused with an On-line Doctor

I'm looking for a sidewalk pharmaceutical distributor so when i go to the social worker this evening we can have some fun

sidewalk pharmaceutical distributor by Frank Cuzzocrea April 13, 2006

Mexican distributor 

When someone vomits after too much tequila.

Billy became a mexican distributor last night after that last shot of tequila.

Mexican distributor by Jizzle Jammer December 29, 2010

malicious fecal distribution 

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."

In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.

malicious fecal distribution by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013

Distributing the peace

Toking up with people , selling marijuana. You are distributing the peace because weed makes people negotiate and come to peace with each other.

Ex1 - OFFICER: Sir, you are charged with distribution of marijuana
DUDE: what? No man, i was distributing the peace!

Ex2 - MOM: Son, were you smoking with those kids up the block?
SON: No , i was distributing the peace with some colleagues.

Distributing the peace by Jointabalaballala August 4, 2010