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A completely drunk British tourist who has lost his passport and or his keys to his hotel while on holiday. A level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and passports included. We had a distressed british national come in at 6am looking for his passport and his hotel key card after he pissed himself.
Did you see Brian last light? I can't believe he drank that much! Yea, he went full distressed british national last night. Hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants. |
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