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distractoid 

When a bully or a narker makes a statement about themselves to distract others from a fact or truth someone just said --- by the time the bully / narker is done speaking, everyone has forgotten what was previously discussed...much like extreme weather changes, it leaves people confused and can cause physical headaches and nausea.
Dammit! --- Martin did it again --- his distractoid about his role as a brand champion made us forget the topic at hand, and, strangely, everyone was a little nauseous after he spoke....the meeting was quickly adjourned.
distractoid by Cnlefae April 23, 2017

distractogapter 

The person waiting in a line gets distracted and causes a gap in the line.
While waiting in the line for space mountain, a distractogapter is looking at something happening in another direction. When they turn back to the line they have caused a gap in the line, a distractogap, and they hurry to catch up in the line .
distractogapter by tacokid November 1, 2013

Distractor 

A person who continually carries on a conversation on an instant messaging program even though he/she knows you are are trying to complete an important homework assignment or peice of coursework.
Distractor: Yo sup? heres some useless information
Hard Worker: leave me alone im trying to educate myself
Distractor by Kieran Patel March 12, 2007

Dictraitor 

dickˌtrādər
NOUN
A Dictraitori is A total dick who betrays his country

2: The Misogynist, Xenophobic, Racist Demogaud 45th President of USA
Most American see me, Donald Trump, as a traitor, a sellout to the Russians"

disturbidog 

lila a creature that haunts you. Shell stare at u at night bum bum de dum bum bum de woof woof
Lila the utmost disturbidog

Distrakto 

a crime-fightin squirrel who uses his distracting powers to make the crooks forget what they were doing and there for unable to carry out the crime
Distrakto just saved the town and all the woodland creatures! YAY!
Distrakto by Cashew the Sidemonk December 1, 2010