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Distractivity is what you’re doing when you get distracted from what you should be doing. It's generally what you want to do, often what you need to do, and arguably, what you’ll do best.
John wasn't making much progress on the company's annual report, so he welcomed the distractivity of working on his website.
by JohnGoodman January 25, 2010
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Joe was caught up in distractivity and not focused on the most important task at hand.
by John Clarke July 13, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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