Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.
Guy 2 " No, you just have a horrible attention span. Maybe you should work on ignoring your surroundings more."
hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*