Charlie: Thanks but it's a wig. I have alopecia. It started a few weeks ago...
Jim: Oh. Uh... You're looking slender these days! Have you been working out?
Charlie: No, the Doctor thinks it's a wasting disease, but I'm waiting for test results.
Jim: Err. Well. You've got a very pretty mou--
Charlie: --STOP WITH THE DISTRACTERY ALREADY!