Dissimulation 

An album made by an artist that who, for the first time in history, doesn't want it to be number one.

"I can't win...I can't win. I tell you guys to stop buying my album (Dissimulation), and you buy it more. I tell you guys to stop streaming my album (Dissimulation), and you stream it more. So what the f*ck can I do, huh? What do I f*cking do right now, huh? For the first time in my life, yo, man looks plain (or pain i dunno), man looks shit bro. 3 years, my nibba, 3 f*cking..... and you guys just tryna....

Dissimulation by Deez_nuts_for_2020 May 27, 2020

dissimulation 

Ksi album name

Ksi dissimulation

dissimulation by Jdjdjsjdjdjdksks April 17, 2020

dissimulation 

Ksi album name

Ksi album name is dissimulation

dissimulation by Jdjdjsjdjdjdksks April 17, 2020

dissagilation 

This word was introduced by Jim Halpert on the American version of "The Office" as a threat to co-worker Dwight Schrute. It is assumed that Dwight will be in a great deal of trouble if he receives a dissagilation.

Thus, it is assumed it is a disciplinary action.

"Well. I want it on my desk by 5pm this evening, or you will receive a complete dissagilation"

dissagilation by Lance Doucette August 28, 2007

beverage dissemination officer 

Fancy word for bartender

I am a Beverage Dissemination Officer for a living.

beverage dissemination officer by Merry Dankmas October 20, 2020

dissisilution 

When you've found the solution to a major problem, simply yell (out) or say "dissisilution," and the people around you, if there are any, will quickly understand that you've discovered the solution to your problem.

If you're sitting in the middle of Starbucks at 8 in the morning sipping a steaming hot cup of cappuccino, typing on your laptop or whatever it is that you do during your daily routine, simply say the word, and the people in line or sitting down, or around you should understand the fact that you've discovered the solution to your problem.

Other people will probably applaud you, or either assist you in fixing your problem, if you haven't done so before saying the word, but if you have, they'll salute or either applaud you - probably even both!

Example:

A: "Hey B, I can't seem to fix my laptop, could you help me?"

B: "Yeah, sure, Hand it to me and I'll fix it."

B: "See, you deleted a crucial system file. Dissisilution."

B: "Let me put this file back into the system32 folder so your laptop can stop being retarded."

A: "Wait, did you fix it completely?"

B: "Didn't you just hear me say "Dissisilution?""

A: "Oh yeah, that's right, well thanks for fixing my laptop."

B: "Yeah, no problem."

dissisilution by Coleco May 24, 2011

dissimulation 

The name of KSI's trash new album.

*Radio playing KSI's album*
Friend: Oh? Is that Dissimulation?
Me: Turn that shit off...

dissimulation by CaptainAlphaMan April 17, 2020