1) A place where haddocks are a common hazard.
2) A place inhabited by insane, but charming, people.
"I thought my life was rubbish, until I found Dissendium."
1: A place where a small group of elite people go, and scheme some diabolical schemes.
2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter
"I love Dissendium. It's my second home"
A formally working website dedicated to Harry Potter that disappeared off the earth a few years back. We think Volde found out about it.
"Man I haven't been on Dissendium in AGES!"
"I know right? Bet Voldepants found out about it"
A place where Albert's age is a mystery.
Most people would say Albert is between the ages of 25 and 35, but we may never know for sure.
1. A highly evolved organism created by an electro-chemical reaction caused when BBCi dropped the ball.
2. Destructor of text talk
3. Home of authors of world renown. No, truly.
And on the eighth day Dissendium was created. And the Internet saw that it was good.
A place where Pepperoni is a staple diet.
1. A place for the elderly and insane
2. A place where people of the "I love Rupie", "Dan is soooooo fit" variety are tortured by any method involving a pepperoni.
3. The only place on the internet where Severus will put on a floor show for your birthday.
4. A place where Toblerone's flow a-plenty.
Guest: Dan is soooo fit and he's a really good actor, I think I will marry him one day...
Member: See this pepperoni....?