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Dissarcasm 

When everything from the tone of your voice to the look in your eyes indicate that you are being sarcastic, but you are in reality being genuine, either because you are embarrassed of the truth and hate the fact that its true so you pass it off as sarcasm, or because you're trying to express some kind of internal agony and angst but you know its pathetic and no one will be trying to comfort you or anything, so you mask it with a layer of sarcasm.
My friend noticed that my all of my smiles were really strained the other day, he asked me "what's up with you?"

I answered, with a painful amount of dissarcasm, "haha, you know, I've turned into a pathetic emo who wants to bawl their eyes out and slit their wrist every moment of the day- 'i'M hUrtinG inSidE' "

My friend laughed, 'dude, what's gotten into you?'
Dissarcasm by Aethie June 19, 2022
That bird looked proper disarrayed because she found a raccoon in her underwear draw
disarray by Riggerz October 28, 2013

dissertaytay

1. A formal, lengthy exposition of a topic: discourse, disquisition, treatise.
2. A thorough, written presentation of an original point of view: thesis.
Dude, I've only got 2 days left to finish my dissertaytay!
dissertaytay by Craig Munro March 5, 2005

Disbarrassing 

It is when some one is embarrassing and disappointing at the same time.
Mom: do you gals want to see Ciara's baby pictures?
Ciara's Friend: you mom is so disbarrassing!
Ciara: tell me about it!!!!!

disearraption 

Usually used as term for the the most utterly terrible form of sound (a combination of: Ear rape, distortion, cancer, static, and death to headphone users).
Tim: "Jon, are you ok!?"
Jon: "Oh god, I listen to 3 hours of disearraption and now my ears are bleeding"
Tim: "I could hear it too; my wife's ears are deaf now"
Jon: "I guess we both suffered..."
disearraption by Ya Boi skinny Wenis November 27, 2016

dissanayke 

Dissanayke is a massive stalker and will follow you anywhere you go, as well as being a large coward
Oh look out, a dissanayke is following us
dissanayke by hgr3 April 15, 2019