dissapear 

Someone trying to spell disappear and failing miserably

Did you really just type dissapear

dissapear by fwibblewop October 29, 2019

disappeared 

To be taken away by spooks within the government such as the CIA or FBI and either secretly killed or taken to one of the secret underground prisons operated by them.

"When we last saw Jim he was attending some anti-war rally. That was 2 weeks ago. I think the government disappeared him."

disappeared by G.S.S September 8, 2007

dissapearedapoofed 

an item that has been lost but never found again....

DUDE... during sex... MY CONDOM DISSAPEAREDAPOOFED!!!!!!

dissapearedapoofed by Bryan Williams April 20, 2005

pissapeared 

When someone claims to just go for a piss but never comes back.

Penny was wondering where George went when Tom said he just went for a piss. Joe pipped up and said “ that was 30 minutes ago! “ Bear remarked “I guess he just pissapeared”.

pissapeared by Bear333 August 18, 2022

Dissapearing Purple 

A black womans vagina.

Branden: Do you want either gel or dissapearing purple?

Matt: Dissapearing purple? That sounds like a black womans vagina!

Dissapearing Purple by king6 February 22, 2011

dissapeered 

To leave due to a spouse or partner turning gay. Many people are also retarded and misspell the word disappear.

Guy1: All my hoes dissapeered in less than 24 hours.

Guy2: That's great! Do you want to go on a date?

Guy3: Sure!

dissapeered by RamenRat June 17, 2021

Dissapearing act 

When you have to bail out of an e-mail or text session with a "friend", because of a prior commitment with a spouse or significant other....usually resulting in the other party thinking you bailed on them.

Dude, what's with the dissapearing act??

Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....

Dissapearing act by Fukstiker February 11, 2012