Top Definition
v. To soil one's underpants.

("to shit yer shortz")

past tense: disqualified
the act of disqualifying: disqualification
Tom was trying to sneak a fart out of his arse, but ended up disqualifying.

"Man, I was in the back of my chevy necking with my girl the other night and attempted a one-cheek sneak. I started laughing so hard I disqualified on the spot."
by ButtFuzz November 19, 2003

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