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Disqualified 

When a person is prohibited from pouring the shots due to drunkenness.
“Mary is disqualified because she keeps spilling the booze!”
Disqualified by Ana1999 December 17, 2017

Already Taken Disqualification 

Someone who is already in a relationship and is not eligible to hookup with or get with you and/or them.
Jason: Is your ex texting you again? I guess he's already heard that you broke up with your boyfriend.
Charmaine: I think he's trying to get drafted during Transfer Season. For some reason he's ignoring the Already Taken Disqualification.
Jason: That guy's got a bad case of CharMania. I could see him wearing a t-shirt with your face on it!

pre-disqualified 

Usually a business prospect that you are thinking about doing business with then after some insightful thinking you disqualify them before even discussing business matters with them.

Could also be a potential boyfriend or girlfriend whom you like then before you even approach him/her you find out something awful about him/her that you cannot stand, you automatically disqualify them from being your boyfriend or girlfriend before you even talk to him/her.
John: " Look at that girl, isn't she hot?! I'd make her my wife."

James: " Yeah she is hot. You don't know Mary? She used to be a man then dated a rich guy who paid for her sex change."

John: What? For real? She is pre-disqualified then!
pre-disqualified by bonchk August 1, 2010

disqualification 

deprivation of the right to win or participate because of violation of rules, etc.
dumbass: i got a disqualification for the darwin awards because i didn't die. i should have got one for rendering myself unable to reproduce and pass on my genes, though.

non-dumbass: HOW FUCKING PATHETIC DO YOU HAVE TO BE THAT YOU GET DISQUALIFIED FOR A DARWIN AWARD?
disqualification by h0e hUm January 2, 2010

Disqualified 

An event or action in which you must immediatly drop the offending party.
Guy 1: "Why did everyone split on Jake last night"

Guy 2: "..After he said we should take beers to the ass I disqualified his ass"
Disqualified by MR.DW December 21, 2008

jobbing by disqualification

Losing if you use a weapon in a disqualification match. For example, in the Summer of 2003 Brock Lesnar begun a series of jobbing by disqualification.
Also Spongebob Sqaurepants jobbed by disqualification by pushing Gary.