A young female on the back of a motorcycle holding on for dear life to a squid. Spotted best by her protective miniskirt, armored high heels, and un-flowing impervious Aquanetted hair.
These creatures offer evidence contrary to evolutionary theory and natural-selection, in that more and more of them die every year, and yet even more appear the following summer.
"Hey frat boi... wheres your girlfreind?"
"Dude... I lost her when I dumped my Bussa... but Im going to pick up this other chick right now."
"You go through disposable bimbos like a tweeker through braincells."