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Did you see that ludicrous display last night? 

Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.
Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss

Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.

Three Way Display 

The act of Three Males displaying there masculinity to a Female. The Male who impresses the Female the most will earn her respect and she will treat winner to sexual pleasure
OK Mate's lets have a THREE WAY DISPLAY to show this lady what she wants.
Three Way Display by SickStewie December 29, 2011

PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) 

To those who thought there couldn't be worse than that couple slobbering noisily all over each other centimetres from your own face at rush hour on the tube (Public Displays of Affection) - think again.

There's always Pathetic Displays of Affection. These usually occur when one or both parties is irretrievably inebriated. Sometimes followed by convenient memory loss the morning after the night before and/or heavy regret and shame felt by one or both parties.

Almost without fail intoxication-related, Pathetic Displays of Affection can be physical or virtual - in which case, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, they can take the various but inevitably excruciating forms of drunken dialling, texting or even, more permanently so, emailing and instant messaging.
Pedro, spare us all the PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) and the ensuing wingeing phone call to me about how mortified you are. There is no world in which it's a good idea to tell this Madeleine girl you just met at the bar that you want to marry her and impregnate her shortly afterwards. Even if she IS a hot blonde blue-eyed Swede.

Public Display of Infection 

A public incident which subjects others to one's own germs/ diseases.
"That guy made no effort whatsoever to cover his sneeze. That was a total Public Display of Infection."

Facebook Display of Affection 

When assholes feel the need to share their love with all of their Facebook contacts, much to everyone else's dismay.
Asshole #1 missin u like crazy!
1 second ago • Comment • Like

Asshole #2 likes this.

Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥

Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!

displaybia 

This is when really drunk girls are wearing short skirts and little to no underwear and parts of their genitals are exposed. Also, when celebrity girls get out of cars and paparazzi photograph their exposed thingies.
Jim: How was the party last night?
Victoria: It was insane! There was sooo much displaybia!

Oh god, I was so drunk last night. I wish I hadn't worn such a displaybial outfit.

Those girls were displaybiating all over the place last night.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton used to always exits cars way too displaybially.
displaybia by Skankfacecuntwad001 February 2, 2010