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1.retarded version of the name "topacio". graces dad cant seem to pronounce it so he just calls her doris. dispachio is also the name of graces unborn child, with Ricky.
2. if you cant pronounce someones name, call them dispachio.
1. "Hey, that Dispachio is a very nice friend of yours, Grace."
2. "hey, friend!"
"hey, um.... dispachio..."
by Corpoopsmisth January 09, 2004