When you flip past disney channel and somehow and up watching it and cant turn away for 10 minutes

when someone is a star of a disney channel show they are always on like at least 2 other ones as well. Disney channel is too cheap to hire more actors, so they use all the same ones and make stale repetative shows.

Where little kids or the middle/highschool freaks who worship and idolize the gay fags on disney channel. This condition can be very serious and these psychos will threaten you with death or harming you if you dare to threaten there idol. But it is always fun to mess around with these kids. Some common idols that trigger Disney Kid Syndrome are: The Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, those little queers

WTF happened?? Disney was supposed to be all about the classic cartoons, but now it's about... Preppy sluts and horrible pop music! What the hell???

I wouldn't give a crap about this channel, but my sister watches it all the time and idolizes any star that appears on the screen, including some such as Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Raven Symone, Christy Carlson Romano, and lots of other preps whose pathetic excuses for "music" are no better than the shows they star in.

Disney is well known for using and reusing the same actors every time in new movies they come up with, which they do so almost every two months or so. This is called Disney Channel Star Syndrome, and the worst part is that at least one of the actors/actresses will sing the theme song for the movie, which is always gonna be another horrible pop song that no sane teenager in their right mind would want to hear for more than one second.

So, to sum it up, aside from the shows and movied aired on it, Disney Channel is the w...

It is meant for 6 - 9 year olds, when your 14 and still think that High school is going to be like High school musical your going to have problems.

when all teenage disney stars feel the need to become stupid sluts and eventually leave the show/channel to pursue carreers in prostitution, being whores, etc.

The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.

When a woman either says

"That's it?",

"Were you neutered?",

"I'll go get the ketchup.",

"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."

or

"Aww, it's hiding."

when she first sees you naked.

Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.

Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.