|1.||Disney Channel Original Boner|
(n.) The specific sort of erection brought on by the viewing of a picture or video of a former Disney Channel star scantly clad or naked.
Christie Carlson Romano in Mirrors 2.
Guy 1: Is that Ren Stevens?
Guy 2: Holy shit! It is! I've got a Disney Channel Original Boner!
Guy 1: I'd high five you right now, but I've got one too.