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When you don't care about talent anymore.

Due to one of Urban Dictionary's rules, I have to post information about Disney Channel. Alright. For a proper definition of Disney Channel, see super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!!
super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!! is what Disney Channel is. Seriously.
by Another Madman August 30, 2009
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A channel that you can't get rid of.
Disney channel is on my basic cable package and all it shows Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers. I'd might as well disconnect my cable *disconnects cables*...OMG, Hannah Montana is on So You Think You Can Dance!!!
by kyle 230 August 09, 2009
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Maybe the most crappy channel on. Likes to stereotype and use laughtracks at 15 second intervals. Spawn legions of 10 year old girls and the occasional middle school guy to quote it and make them sound like bigger dumbasses. Are big on lipsyching and showing commercials... for their own shows. Is proven to kill more braincells than sniffing glue, doing pot, and jumping off a bridge all at once repeatedly. Also has terrible acting and tries to make shows about people 5 years older than the target audience (ie, Hannah Montana, Phil of the Future, Thats So Raven, which are all about high schoolers).
If you die and don't believe in God, you go to Disney Channel studios.
by omgitsarhino May 27, 2007
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A channel found on most cable and satellite TV packages.. It used to be a channel that had family-oriented, genuinely enjoyable TV shows, but now it's just a hugely regrettable mistake..
"Dude, please change the channel. This show is like something you'd find on the Disney Channel."
by BubblynotBuble January 31, 2010
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Disney Channel is a name for the worst possible excuse for a channel. This so called "channel" displays fake untalented actors that are older than the target audience but act just as immature. Many shows "the suite life" are no more than puns. Disney Channel features many musicians that can't sing and somehow gained attention from idiots watching the child-propaganda channel. Back in the past, the channel used to be better with actual cartoons and clever shows, but has gone downhill not unlike Nick and Cartoon Network, but unlike those two, this has been proven to be unwatchable and unfunny. It is surprising how a company that has made classics such as Toy Story is reduced to this garbage. Even worse is the fact that Disney owns Marvel. Hopefully they won't ruin that.
A intelligent person is watching a good TV show on a network (ex. Discovery, mythbusters) and his/her little sister or cousin shows up and their parent tells them to let her watch the TV. The sister/cousin starts switching through the channels and ends up on Disney Channel. Then the intelligent person does the right thing by throwing an axe at the TV screen and smashing the cable box to pieces.
by Jag140 July 19, 2011
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A vaccuum, Consummer of child actors and actresses that may or may not have had a future; Creater of shows that are less and less interesting.
Did you like that new Disney Channel show yesterday?

Nope.
by Amigroism March 04, 2010
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It is meant for 6 - 9 year olds, when your 14 and still think that High school is going to be like High school musical your going to have problems.
Disney channel watcher in highschool: Where's Zach Efron? Why isn't anybody singing? Where's the dancing?
by Jersey Kid February 02, 2008
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