A myth from the dark corners of the 70s which emerged its demented head from captain kirks ass in the early 80s. May also be known as the brown baby boy of kirk. This beast enjoys the delicacy of tung
beef and may cuss while sticking its red kneck out of automobiles. Typically this abomination is involved in underground gerbil "stuffing" activities. All in all, one nasty creature.
I saw a diskotrip once, it was hideous.