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3.
1. The most vile and unacceptable chore known to all people still living at home with their parents.

2. A chore that is required by most parents for their children so that they may earn a lousy allowance.

3. Something that needs to be clean so that one may eat.
1. I fucking hate the dishes!

2. Parent: Do the damn dishes!
Child: But I don't want to!
Parent: Do them or you won't get your three cents allowance!
Child: FUCK YOU!

3. Child: I'm hungry but there's no clean dishes to eat with.
Parent: Then clean them!
Child: GOD DAMNIT I SAID FUCK YOU!
by Timbolicious November 19, 2007
 
1.
An attractive woman.
"She's a real dish."
by x January 31, 2003
 
2.
The scoop, only bigger.
You slept with how many people last night? Gimmie the dish, sista!
by Spyrochaete November 15, 2003
 
4.
an assist
Eric Snow dished off a pass to Allen Iverson for the layup.
by DI August 15, 2003
 
5.
A girl who has it all. Looks, personality, intelligence, and looks.
Hey man, you know Sally? Well let me tell you, that broad is a dish.
by J - N'Hampsha August 13, 2007
 
6.
Big news (bigger than a scoop)
You slept with how many people last night? Gimmie the dish, sista!
by Spyrochaete November 15, 2003
 
7.
desirable guy
"OMG Neil Cicierega is such a dish!"
by JohnnyLurg August 19, 2011