If I have to watch the entire video again, a massive torrent of semi-fluid urine/diarrhea will come pouring out of my anus and encrust my chair, my pants, and my legs in a crusty orange paste. Then I will be fossilized to my chair until someone comes along who is brave enough to endure the reaking odor and to cross the fecal marsh of mush radiating from my stool dares to break his water...bucket over my head and peel away the festering refuse that caked me.

Your giving your grandmother a kiss and she slips her tongue in.

A person with oozing cold sores on their mouth. They have bumps and puss pouring out of their herpes blisters. Another word for ugly, gross, disgusting. Someone who you don't want to be near and no one can blame you.

Any gas price which makes you miss the "old days."

(adj)
To be incredibly talented or adept at performing some task or feat.

To be of the highest possible quality.

so impressive or overwhelmingly awesome that its not 'sick' its disgusting.

Coined by Tyra Banks. Her new word for the overused, "fierce".