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(n.) The act of defecating (shitting) all over another individual and then making them shave, using only a razor, and the fecal matter (shit) in place of shaving cream.

This can take place with both male and female participants.

All hair is fair game, including facial, cranial, labial, and scrotal. (face, top of head, female pubic, and ball sack)

Add Arabian goggles and for an extra relaxing experience.
Rudolph, it could not have gone better. Last night, Mrs. Claus gave me the ol' disgusting rodriguez! I finally got rid of this fucking beard and my balls can cut through water like a dolphin smeared in astroglide. I am so hydrodynamic right now.
by Marglar May 24, 2012

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