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1. pizza pussy
Female genitalia that is covered in large area with either acne, herpes, scavies, psorisus or other know skin-affected ailmets.
"I have to fuck my wife with the lights out because Susan is covered in pimples. Why, she even suffers from pizza pussy, it's so bad!!"

Sammie: "OMG Sarah! You're bleeding through your jeans! Do you need a tampon?"
Sarah: "Oh, no, that's just the aftermath from popping the zits on my pizza pussy."
Sammie: "...that's fucking sick."

"If you look carefully, that prostitute on the corner clearly suffers from pizza pussy, probably brought on by syphalis. Look, it spreads down her thighs!"
2. cancer pussy
A diseased pussy thats smell is so putrid, the burning stench lingers in your nose for a while after the encounter.
The stripper pushed her naked crotch into Kirby's face, but her cancer pussy left a lingering stink that burned his nostrils and left him gasping for air.
3. PUSSY SLIME
n. The stinky, discolored, cottage cheese-like ooze that comes out of the unclean/diseased pussy of a whore or a homeless woman.
That homeless hooker that sleeps by the dumpster out back has a mad case of pussy slime.

I couldn't get it up because the smell of your mom's pussy slime overwhelmed me.
by Johnny45 Jan 19, 2004 add a video
4. nasty pussy
A woman's vagina which is unclean, infected, or diseased. It is the type that most men would not want to be involved with.

Alternatively, one might say that they got some "nasty pussy" from a freak female who is very hot and mean it in a good way.

But usually, it is meant in a bad way.
Man, that bitch has some nasty pussy! I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole!

or

Yo, I got laid last night and it was some nasty pussy, man! That chick is such a freak!
5. Stinkbox
A dirty stinky rancid pussy most likely belonging to a chav because there grubby shits. or a goth, because they dont see the point in washing when the world is goin to end.
Wash your filthy flea infested stinkbox you diseased slut.
6. anal muff
A pussy that smells so bad it passes as an asshole. A stinky pussy. A pussy one is about to eat until they get a whiff that smells like feces...cunnilingual abort mode is instantly instigated.
Max: "I was as hard as a rock and went down on her, it was so dark I thought I was accidently tonguing her ass until a car went by and the lights shone on us and I could see that it was her pussy that I was licking. She had a serious case of anal muff! I continued anyway 'cause I was so horny!"
Scott: "You scare me dude!"
7. dumpster diving
Dumpster Diving is the term given to 'going down on' a really really ugly, skanky female. Generally her loose-as-a-goose, diseased pussy is considered as the 'dumpster'.
I walked in and caught you dumpster diving your fat ugly sister. Whats up with that dude?

This definition was made up on the spot.
by Diego Dec 5, 2003 add a video
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