| 36. | cobains disease | ||
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coabins disease is a horrible disease which was established in 1999. six years after Kurt Cobains death, pretty much its when you can be sitting down in the most tranquil place when youll suddenly get really sharp pains and it can be anywhere in your body. it was established because Cobain wrote in his journal what it was like to have this disease. he got pains in his stomach and always had to vomit his pain away.
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| 37. | Ballzheimer's Disease | ||
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When a man hasn't had sex in such a long time that he forgets what vagina is like. Dude, I have been on such a dry spell. I've got Ballzheimer's disease.
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| 38. | Tucan Disease | ||
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"Tucan Disease", a disease in which it physically doesn't allow you to poke fun at others correctly and ever win an argument. I sure wish I could make fun of him, but I have Tucan Disease :(
I was born with Tucan Disease, I want to be normal like all the shirleys Stupid Tucan Disease, I can never win! |
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| 39. | CTD: Culturally Transmitted Disease | ||
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A culturallly transmitted disease that attacks whole cultures of people. It runs in families and some studies show that it may be caused by a gene unique to humans that can produce good results but also can also cause negative tendencies. The exact chromosome has not yet been found if this is at all the root of the disease. (Disclaimer: Defined by TheVoiceOfPsyche) An example of CTD: Culturally Transmitted Disease would be the Long Island Italian strain. A unique disease that causes a majority of Italians to behave in an overtly emotional manner displaying Operatic-like expressivity and using hyperbole. Anxiety is often a sympton of the disease. It originated on Long Island from the descendants of Brooklyn first generation Italians. No one knows the cause, but it is believe to be linked to an ancient Italian gene. Early onset of the disease is also very common among Long Island Italians.
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| 40. | the zactly disease | ||
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a condition in which your face looks 'zactly like yo' ass. Your mom's so ugly that just one look at her gave me the zactly disease.
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| 41. | exactly disease | ||
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when your face smells exactly like your butt. My grandma died from exactly disease.
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| 42. | katyjane disease | ||
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wen a girls pussy s so bushed you cant even find your way around. it stinks like fish 2! that damn kel-c, she gots da katyjane disease!
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