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An overly thrifty shopper; discount whore; a whiny snatch who feels they have the God-given right to cheap prices; one who never pays full price.
Rudy is such a discunt; I hate shopping with him! He could be bleeding to death and still not pay full price for bandaids.
by GFYWYOF September 25, 2008
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Dude, are you going to the whorehouse? No. I am going to the discunt to save some money.
by brofoshodawg July 14, 2011
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A discunt is when girls get into parties for free while the guys have to pay to get in.
Do you have money for the party?

No, I'm banking on a discunt.
by aj161 March 30, 2009
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The female version of the word dis dick.
Girl 1:hey,yu eva walk on wata

Guy 1:What?

Girl 1:DIS CUNT
by dr.bum March 14, 2010
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