discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discretion is the better part of valor by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

The Great Disruption 

1. A frightening new historical era that began in 2008 with the crash of world economies and the simultaneous collapse of trust in governing institutions. 2. A wrenching shift in human society resulting from 50 years of unsustainable development, over-population, environmental degredation, economic injustice and rapid resource depletion. 3. The growing realization that sophisticated "financial engineering" cannot solve the growing list of real-world problems.

The Great Disruption could be the biggest challenge in human history since the collapse of the Roman Empire in 466 A.D.

The Great Disruption by Peter Kobs March 9, 2009

Mating Disruption 

When someone "cock blocks" or in some way hinders the mating between two or more engaged parties.

"Dude my girlfriend and I were fucking and in walks my brother letting me know my 18 year old female neighbor was downstairs... with the results from her pregnancy test. Talk about a mating disruption..."

Mating Disruption by Batmanact January 5, 2009

disruption 

(Noun)
Buzzword used by Silicon Valley gurus, often in conjunction with innovation, as in 'disruptive innovation'. It's supposed to sound cool and radical - like revolution - but it's also terribly empty, so technies and entrepreneurs using the term constantly have to explain why the digital world is so disruptive, compared to like the Industrial Revolution. Which is where it all falls flat.

"We are creating a 3D World, where Data and Digital combine to Disrupt current business models. Only when that happens, you actually see Disruption at work."

disruption by Monticello-W February 17, 2017

Eruption Disruption 

Eruption Disruption

Eruption Disruption occurs when Volcanic ash interferes with air travel.

Air travel is either canceled or halted in fear of planes crashing because of Volcanic ash.

My fucking flight was just canceled because of of Eruption Disruption!

How the hell am I going to get home Now!

Eruption Disruption by Len Dog April 16, 2010

Description 

On YouTube, it's something that we use to give information about our videos that make anything that isn't too self explanatory a whole lot more clear, or to present the video as more interesting. Countless YouTubers ignore these often resulting in the posting of a stupid comment or question that's unnecessary because it was likely to be answered in the *drumroll please...* description!

These comments tend to become so sad that users need to include 20 FAQs in their descriptions because the idiots won't shut the hell up.

Read the comments to any video posted by GuitarHeroPhenom and you'll understand. They're also enough to keep someone entertained for a while, as the stupidity is legendary.

A good description:
This is a video of my transcription of awesome music from Zelda on Finale NotePad, enjoy. btw, click here to see the making of this for proof that it's legit.

Comments for this video:

This is so obviously faked its unbelievable, why r people so gullible?? morons

hey u speeded that up!

wats the name of da song i need 2 no thx

do u take a request?

where's you proof idiot?

what editing softwaer do u use?

u didnt realy compose that u just downloaded a midi file u fail so mucjh go suck my balls!!!!

Read the fucking description next time, please.

Description by X172 August 21, 2009

Discraption 

A description of a distraction.

Josh: This guy just threw a flash grenade at my grandma and it was all like "WHISHOOOOPOOOOOOOOOPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!"

Ryan: Dude. Awesome discraption.

Discraption by Bonefang September 26, 2010