an old pervy guy that hangs around internet webboards in order to hit on any british girls that post
"Ewww, that old guy just told me how cute he thinks my avatar is, what a disconap"
A nap that you take before you go out to the bar/dancing so that you'll be more awake and have the energy to party more!
friend 1: "Hey what time should we meet... 7:00?"
friend 2: "No, better make it 8:00... I need to take a disconap first."
friend 1: "Hey, it's getting late; do you want to leave soon?"
friend 2: "Hells no! I took a disconap earlier, so I'm good to go!"