Discomfort Inn

The “Discomfort Inn” is a hotel/motel that is a huge disappointment to you when you stay there overnight. First, they’re out of ice, then the fire alarm goes off at 3:00 am and you have to hurry and get dressed to leave and go out in the cold. After waiting outside, you find out it was a false alarm. You get up in the morning only to find that there is no breakfast left.

Rick was so aggravated with his visit at the motel, when asked if his overnight stay was comfortable; he blurted out that it should be called “The Discomfort Inn!”

Discomfort Inn by Julesheart March 31, 2023

discomouse 

A smelly vagina.

After dancing for hours some vaginas gets smelly.

Guy; "The girl from last night had mad discomouse, I almost barfed from that horrible smell."

discomouse by Jenspotens November 8, 2010

normalize discomfort 

Training through deliberate practice that results in associating uncomfortable feelings, thoughts, and body sensations as routine and not something to be avoided.

I wish he would stop bitching about the heat and learn to normalize discomfort.

normalize discomfort by physicaltherapist1 November 19, 2015

Discolored coon 

The normal term “coon” that is used to put black people down but instead of this meaning being directed toward black people it is directed towards white people since they lack pigmentation in their skin which is why they would be considered discolored.

Why is that discolored coon tryna mess with Dontai.

Discolored coon by YRG-Grands May 3, 2021

excruciating discomfort 

The extremely unpleasant sensation caused by an eyelash lodged in your eye.

While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me, she expertly removed a stray eyelash just before it entered my eye, thereby saving me from excruciating discomfort.

excruciating discomfort by Naughty Jazzy May 17, 2008

Discoloration 

A slight difference in color.

When i looked through the scope i saw a slight discoloration in the grass where his ghille suit showed.

Discoloration by Duncan Clark October 16, 2008

Pubo-Helmular Discomfort (PHD) 

A painful condition whereby one or more pubic hairs becomes lodged inside the foreskin of the penis, against the helmet. Movement will result in the hairs being stretched and pulled, causing untold agony.
This is caused by the penis being confined in a small space (ie underwear). It usually occurs after the sufferer has had an erection and the penis is shrinking back to its regular size.
Can be solved by a cabinet reshuffle

Tom: OUCH....
Ben: What's the matter?
Tom: I've just got some pubo-helmular discomfort (PHD)...
Ben: I'm sorry. This must be a difficult time for you.

Pubo-Helmular Discomfort (PHD) by tommytomtomtom October 30, 2007