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DiscoStick(TM)
A health and fitness device, that also makes women very very happy. It had a rather unexpected side effect - in that it gives most women intense orgasms - through their clothing. It can be used in private or public. If women want want they can use it while dancing.
US and International Patents have been filed for its methods and devices.
It's trademarked in the US(serial # 85048794), EU & Japan (International Reg # 1062656) as:
"Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, massage systems comprised of non-electric and electric massage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and massaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in sexual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use"
Some people joke that it's a 21'st Century cure for "Female Hysteria"
US and International Patents have been filed for its methods and devices.
It's trademarked in the US(serial # 85048794), EU & Japan (International Reg # 1062656) as:
"Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, massage systems comprised of non-electric and electric massage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and massaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in sexual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use"
Some people joke that it's a 21'st Century cure for "Female Hysteria"
DiscoStick(TM) by TheDiscoStick May 3, 2011
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Disco Dick
Jack: "Man I drank so much last night I couldn't get it up, it was like thumbing a marshmallow into a coin slot."
Gary: "Ha Ha, you got Disco Dick."
Gary: "Ha Ha, you got Disco Dick."
Disco Dick by Harley punk September 7, 2011
discofucked
to be surrounded by or in the middle of such poor circumstances that one's only option is to laugh or exclaim truly how fucked you are;
or to be so inebriated that your drunkenness is considered an art form because of its inherent extremity
or to be so inebriated that your drunkenness is considered an art form because of its inherent extremity
Dude 1: Dude, I wrecked my dad's car last night.
Dude 2: Wow dude. You're fucked aren't you?
Dude 1: No man, the cops found three thirty packs of stones in the back too. Haha, I'm straight discofucked.
or
John: Hey Pat, did you see Josh last night?
Pat: Yah, it was crazy! He took a dump on someone's lawn and started crying. He was so discofucked.
Dude 2: Wow dude. You're fucked aren't you?
Dude 1: No man, the cops found three thirty packs of stones in the back too. Haha, I'm straight discofucked.
or
John: Hey Pat, did you see Josh last night?
Pat: Yah, it was crazy! He took a dump on someone's lawn and started crying. He was so discofucked.
discofucked by hjsilver April 22, 2011
Dislosick
When something disgusts you so much to the point of making you sad, angry, and sick to your stomach. The feeling you get when you think of him with another girl. It’s more than just heartbreak of sadness or jealousy it’s absolutely disgust and resentment mixed with heartache.
Dislosick by chingchongibangedurmom November 26, 2020
Disco Dick
After a wonderful Christmas lunch with the family, you and your girlfriend retreat to a quiet corner of the house, where she proceeds to give you a handjob. However, one detail has been overlooked. The glitter from the $20 pack of Christmas bon bons is all over her hand, and subsequently all over your dick. Also referred to as 'party pole'.
Disco Dick by dingleberry7 December 26, 2017