November 17, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
A form of punishment wherein an employee fucks up beyond the reprimand of a warning and is put on a disciplinary leave of absence with or without pay.
"Where's Jimmy this week?" "Oh he opened the store 2 hours late so boss put him on a Shamecation."
|2.||Disciplinary Donkey Punch|
A method of preemptively relieving the stress caused by close association with members of the female sex. The steps are as follows:
1) Punch to the head.
2) Drag her to the closest available bed or couch.
3) Unleash horrific buttsex until she wakes up.
4) Ask if it was good for her.
5) Leave. Quickly.
"Man, Robin just won't shut the fuck up, I don't know what to do."
"Have you tried the Disciplinary Donkey Punch?"
|3.||e - mail abuse|
Officially, the misuse of employer provided e - mail.
Practically, something that you get accused of when your work want you to leave / block a promotion / sack people without paying redundancy costs etc.
Usually ends with being hit with the disciplinary hammer, generally with a view to sacking your ass.
Employee is called to a meeting and presented with a pile of e - mails.
We've audited your inbox and these e - mails are completely unacceptable and represent e - mail abuse and a breach of the Code of Conduct.
What did you mean when you wrote 'I'd smack that back door' when writing about my PA?
Think carefully about your answer. Sexual Harrasment and non work usage of electronic media is a dismissable offence.
I was referring to her great ass and saying I'd like to show it love. I thought it was flattering.
That's not an appropriate way to behave in a disciplinary hearing.
I refer you to your e - mail asking Joe if he had seen the murmur pants on display in Finance. What are murmur pants?
You should know. You told me.
This isn't about me.
It's a tight pair of female pants that mean you can see the lips moving but you can't hear a sound.
Is there any point in continuing this discussion?
HR Manager & Manager
Andrew Gower became tired of smacking his vigina so he created a weapon to punish naughty players who break rules. Soon players found that you can use this weapon as a disciplinary measure to give wilderness newbs a elegant spanking. Also may be used as a rope to decorate newbs on gallows.
"Dam... that whip spanked me so hard that I fell off my chair!.. I hope I didn't leave a shit stain on his Abyssal whip"
Short for paper in your life. The means in which negative actions are formally documented to leave a paper trail of negativity.
Some examples of piyli would be:
Performance or beavioral disciplinary actions
"Damn, I got wrote up today!" I know mayne! Those haters trying to give you piyli"
"I gotta go report today, I hope I don't get a dirty UA!" "That's what happens when you get piyli"
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A 2qt (about 1.89 liters) open-topped enema bag, or "fountain syringe", equipped with a rectal nozzle, is to be filled with water or a solution, then suspended near and slightly above the patient using the hook. Then, the nozzle (shown equipped) is inserted into the anus and the clamp is released. This bag may also be used for vaginal douches by switching the nozzle.Many people choose to use the douche nozzle for enemas by slicing the tip of it off. It works quite well as it is larger and more easily retained, it also produces a higher flow and more stimulation
A rectal bulb syringe may be used to administer smaller enemas.
Enema Device for bowel irrigation
An enema (plural enemata or enemas) is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. Enemas can be carried out for medical reasons (as a treatment for constipation) as a remedy for encopresis, as part of alternative health therapies, as punishment, and also for erotic purposes, particularly to prepare for anal sex, and as part of BDSM activit...
Having a task at work reassigned to you due to a co-worker skirting personal responsibilities just before an impending deadline, typically before vaction or sick leave such that disciplinary actions will be minimal upon their return to work.
Amy: Why did you present that report on Friday? Wasn't that Chris's project?
David: Yeah, but he was "sick" the day before it was due so I got choated. He was probably just hungover ...