Decaring 

The act of missing school under the guise of a school event or club, especially DECA

I went decaring last week to annoy my math teacher, but got screwed by the amount of work I have now

Decaring by Not Actually Mr Dickson March 11, 2015

Disjarring 

Describes a movie so bad or poorly made that it makes you forget how to speak the English language.

¨Dude, that scene sucked, it was pretty disjarring.¨
¨Uhhh, that´s not a word.¨
¨Exactly¨

Disjarring by languageisfluid May 7, 2020

Discarnate coalition 

Anal raping

Cybele walked into the gay bar and got discarnate coalitioned

Discarnate coalition by Gotcha125 February 19, 2018

Discing 

Putting a CD on each side of your glasses, and moving your head in a way which causes the CD's to rotate in front of your eyes.

Sam is weird as fuck. He sent me a video of him discing

Discing by E-in September 3, 2017

Disarming White Woman Tears 

When a white female bodied person realizes that what they said was blatantly racist and begins to panic, defend said statement and cry until she has garnered sympathy and pity for her plight purely by virtue of social love of milky white skin and the ideal of white barbie womanhood

white woman: i say the n word all the time because it makes me closer to black people.
poc: thats pretty racist
white woman: i cant be racist! Im a lesbian! *insert disarming white woman tears*

Disarming White Woman Tears by c. jarelle October 16, 2008

discofinger 

The act of dancing with one finger (generally the index finger) extended. Can be done with one or both hands.

Discofinger has existed as long as mankind; in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics we see the pharaohs, digits extended in exaltation of what can only be described as the precursors of pop.

The are many variations on the current discofinger--arm-pumping, twirling, the doorbell--and possible adaptations are still being discovered to this day.

While the rest of the crowd engaged in the ubiquitous "rock fist," Benway stood out from the crowd with his enthusiastic discofinger, thus showing his appreciation of the tunage.

discofinger by Disco Finger October 1, 2007

Disarming the Missile 

a term referring to the action of masturbation

Bro don't open the door, i'm disarming the missile.

I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.

Disarming the Missile by Strubie Doobie Doo, Jare Bear February 3, 2013