disattached 

The word idiots use when "detached" and "disconnected" are at the tip of their tongue.

Kid: Yo I have the craziest dreams in Social Studies class. One time, I was sleeping, and I had this dream that the school's new wing was dis...dis...disattached from the rest of the school, and we had to, like, swim across to get to the other side. It was crazy!11

disattached by cakeofages August 8, 2008

disattractive 

A level of ugly beyond unattractive. If attractive is like 5 and unattractive is like 0, disattractive is like -27. It literally counteracts any arousal you may experience simply by existing.

That guy was really hot, but his friend was so disattractive that I lost girl wood immediately.

disattractive by SenorUnicorno January 17, 2011

misattachment 

Either forgetting to attach a file or attaching the wrong file to an email.

Bob sent me an email to discuss the agenda of our business meeting but the attachment was a comic about rattlesnake ringtones, it was a misattachment.

misattachment by Aaron July 24, 2008

disastacle 

An event that is both a disaster and a debacle.

Last week's party was a disastacle of epic proportions.

disastacle by donalaya February 20, 2011

disastacre 

verb; an action which is worse than a massacre or a disaster.

I not only beat you, I disastacred you.

disastacre by Jason Wilkins December 9, 2007

disattachment terrianism 

to continue to forget to attach a document in a loop of emails.

I am so sorry for the last 8 emails that I keep saying that I will attach them, however I keep forgetting. This is Disattachment Terrianism.

disattachment terrianism by zillicoaman January 8, 2010

Disattaching 

A word that doesn't exist, but often used by emotionally controlled people whilst in pain. Could be seen as neologism of "Detached"

"It feels like my soul is disattaching"

Disattaching by RyiahAquir June 7, 2023