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(n) term used to describe when pleasuring oneself ends tragically with an unfortunately timed interruption "I was jacking off and my cat jumped on my lap right before i came. It was a terrible disasturbation session."
"Then a couple days later, my mom decided to barge into my room to wake me up as i was cranking it under my sheets. I disasturbated twice this week." |
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| 1. | disasturbation | ||
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Masturbation...with disastrous results. Theres no such thing as the verb, "disasturbate" because you never plan it. Disasturbation is the result of a failed attempt. Disasturbation just happens, and boy does it suck when it does.
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| 3. | disasturbation | ||
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The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off. "Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."
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| 4. | disasturbation | ||
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To masturbate during a disaster, or when normal masturbation turns disastrous. Masturbation turns into disasturbation if you're arrested for doing it in public.
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