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When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity. "What happened to Luke the other day?"
"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate." |
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When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate. "Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate." |
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To fantasize over SHTF scenarios. Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.
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