Poorly maintained Chevrolet Astro driven by a reckless redneck, with T-Shirts over the captain chairs and bondo (cheese) on the sheetmetal exterior.
Watch Out! Neil's Disastro is going to hit a pedestrian!!
by Neil Wrintalk March 18, 2007
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The hopeless MLB team from Houston that plays in an oversized convention center with grass and continuously loses to the dominant MLB team from Pittsburgh in excruciating fashion.
Lidge blowing that save is just another reason I'm not going to any more Disastros games.
by Stanley Picachowski April 30, 2008