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A wank that takes your mind off a disaster that has just occured, allowing you to have a clear mind to think of a solution. 1) I rolled my car last night. Hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?! 1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods. |
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