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disappeared 

To be taken away by spooks within the government such as the CIA or FBI and either secretly killed or taken to one of the secret underground prisons operated by them.
"When we last saw Jim he was attending some anti-war rally. That was 2 weeks ago. I think the government disappeared him."
disappeared by G.S.S September 8, 2007

disapparate

A form of teleportation commonly used in the wizarding world of Harry Potter.
The term was created by J.K. Rowling.
It is pretty fucking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your shit right up.
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: You're a fucking wizard, Harry.
Harry: A whhhhaat?
Hagrid: YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY NOW IF YOU DONT TAKE MY HAND AND DISAPPARATE WITH ME I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR BUTT.
Harry: A what?!
disapparate by wraina January 8, 2012

dissasperated

a cross inbetween dissapeard and dissintigrated
Bob: "where did kate go"
larry: "she just dissasperated in thin air"

Disappoorate 

The poo that after being cut, lands in the toilet, shoots up the s-bend and disappears before inspection.
"Man I just did a shit. But when I looked in the bowl it was gone. I think it disappoorated"
"That's just a myth."
Disappoorate by C-Win October 11, 2012

disapparape 

To disapparate while grasping the hand of another, without first obtaining permission. Also referred to as nonconsensual disapparation.
I was never more horrified and scarred, as I was when Harry Potter disapparaped Hermione at the top of a cliff in the Deathly Hallows Part 1.
disapparape by theblur05 February 26, 2015

Dick Disappearer 

A slang term for a vagina.
He fucked me in my dick disappearer
Dick Disappearer by Target07 December 2, 2016