The Dirty Deciever is when your having sex with a female in the missionary possition and right before you blow your load pull your penis out and shove it up her ass.
"Dude remember how my girlfriend wanted to have kids?"
"Well instead of jizzing in her pussy i shoved my cock up her ass"
"You mean you gave her a Dirty Deciever? High Five!"
|16.||Make it Dirty|
A phrase used in the videogame Modern Warfare 2 that instructs a teammate to go out of their way to make the last kill of a search and destroy round awesome so that everyone will be able to see it in the killcam.
The phrase "Make it Dirty" can be used in any gametype, but if it isn't the round winning kill, no one will be able to see your Dirtyness.
person 1: "Ok there's only one guy left, Make it Dirty"
person 2 sees the last player hiding behind a car and can easily snipe him, but instead runs up to the car, climbs on top of it and jumps off right in front of the enemy and shoots his head off mid air with his pistol.
guy3: "That was so dirty"
A respected dentist who lived in a wealthy suburb of Cincinnati and attended his local Methodist church every Sunday, the author of the book "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex," originally found sex surprisingly boring and unfulfilling. And it wasn't just the Ohio women. He often described his sex life as "cumming without really orgasming." Then one day he tried something different and experienced an intensely pleasurable orgasm--he had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe. As he informed others of his amazing discovery, he became known to sex experts everywhere as "Dirty Sanchez." But this first patented move was only the beginning. "Dirty Sanchez" gave up dentistry and now dedicates himself full-time to discovering exciting new eye-popping, heart stopping sexual positions.
Dirty Sanchez had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe.
When the dirty sanchez just won"t do and your itching for the extra paint on your brush not to crust up! Apply a few extra strokes from ear to ear, down and around the chin, on whomever your canvas maybe. I now pronounce you Muhammad!
Jill had more than a five o'clock shadow after Hassan decorated her with a Dirty Muhammad on there wedding night.
|19.||Dirty Mike and the Boys|
A group of homeless men in New York City who break into a car and have an orgy, also known as a Soup Kitchen.
They leave a note: "Thanks for the F-Shack. -Dirty Mike and the Boyz". Generally leave used condoms in the seats.
Aw man! Dirty Mike and the Boys were in my car last night....my car's ruined!
When a man dresses up like Payne Stuart and heads out to pick up chicks. Said golfer/man picks up a slut and brings her to the nearest golf course. He convinces her to have sex in a sand trap. During intercourse, the golfer extracts his penis, dunks it in the sand, and re-inserts...Thus giving her the 'The Dirty Golfer'!
Girl 1) Hey Girl, you've been waddling around like a penguin all morning...what happened sweet heart?
Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!
|21.||dirty old man|
An older gentleman that, typically, will say, think, or do dirty and inappropriate things such as asking little boys like Isaiah Martinez do come over for ice cream, or fondling himself while Isaiah is getting his paper, and sometimes, tying Mr. Martinez up and locking him in his basement for future use.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Isaiah lately?
Person 2: Nah, I think he's been helping out that dirty old man that he lives by.