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2.
the act of two men making passionate love on a bed that has ninja turtle sheets on it.
at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long
by d mite November 02, 2007
 
1.
A dirty turtle is when you are fucking a girl (or guy) from behind on the floor. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you run their head into the wall, knocking them out unconcious. Once knocked out, ejaculate all over their stomach, and watch them while they lay on their back helplessly, just like a turtle.
My girlfriend woke up on the floor in a state of confusion after i gave her a dirty turtle.
by Rueskibob37 October 31, 2006
 
3.
A black and Tan with Guiness on top and Terrapin Rye Ale (Athens GA) on bottom. Also known as dirty Turds
Yo. Bar keep throw a dirty turtle my way. Dont let my glass be empty, or ill kill a baby.
by figpenagain March 19, 2009
 
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A weird and spiritual sex position described in ancient Chinese literature. Also, KJ has no idea what this is...
loser
I did the dirty turtle last night with my Chinese yoga teacher. (Only chinese girls can do it)
by i like art July 22, 2008