A dirty turtle is when you are fucking a girl (or guy) from behind on the floor. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you run their head into the wall, knocking them out unconcious. Once knocked out, ejaculate all over their stomach, and watch them while they lay on their back helplessly, just like a turtle.
by Rueskibob37 October 31, 2006
at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long
by d mite November 02, 2007
A black and Tan with Guiness on top and Terrapin Rye Ale (Athens GA) on bottom. Also known as dirty Turds
by figpenagain March 19, 2009
A weird and spiritual sex position described in ancient Chinese literature. Also, KJ has no idea what this is...
by i like art July 22, 2008