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6.
when having sex, the man penetrates the women (or man) anally in the spooning position
last night we tried the dirty spoon....

he dirty spooned me, he said it was an accident :(
by Aloysha May 10, 2009
 
1.
While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentaly or intentionally farts on the person in the back.
How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.
by Sassy 1 March 10, 2008
 
2.
Referring to the penis when going ass to mouth.
I gave her the dirty spoon last night...and she took it!
by Willie Northpole November 25, 2009
 
3.
when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food
She dirty spooned the peanut butter so hard last night.
by sideburns September 08, 2013
 
4.
While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentally or intentionally farts on the person in the back.
How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.
by Sassy 1 March 11, 2008
 
5.
When spooning in bed with your partner (usually wife) shits the bed all over your crotch.
"mike it was awful.." "what?" "last night...it turned into a dirty spoon and, well, yeah." "shit dude..." "IT WAS EVERYWHERE!"
by i use your internet to torrent November 13, 2011