When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open
by patrick March 10, 2004
A mixed drink containing 1 oz tequila (dirty), and rum (pirate).
Then half red bull half ginger-ale, topped of with a splash of lime juice.
Then half red bull half ginger-ale, topped of with a splash of lime juice.
by Easybeat February 4, 2010
a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Guy 1: so this girl was suckin me up last night and she bit my shit.
Guy 2: what the fuck? then what happened?
Guy 1: i gave that bitch a dirty pirate ya feel me?
Guy 2: hahahahah i feeeeeel you.
Guy 2: what the fuck? then what happened?
Guy 1: i gave that bitch a dirty pirate ya feel me?
Guy 2: hahahahah i feeeeeel you.
by nigga gabe August 1, 2006
The dirty pirate is when your doing your girl in the butt and when you ready to bust one you spit on her back and she turns around and you blow in her eye and then kick her in the shin. Thus she only has 1 work-able eye and 1 work-able leg. Dancing around like a dirty pirate.
by Codemanger September 11, 2006
its like the angry pirate but instead of her sucking your dick she is eating you out and upon your orgasm you shat in her eye
by death boner from hell December 17, 2014
It's the longer version of the dirty sanchez. When you are done having anal sex with a women, you proceed to wipe your penis across her upper lip giving her a rich and full mustache. Then you come in her eye giving her a sort of liquid patch. Now for the final step you kick her in the shin so she jumps around like a pirate with a peg leg.
by Johnny Throwdown April 22, 2004
When a girl is giving you head, you bust all over her jaw...rip out your pubes and throw it on her face so she has a beard, and then kick her in the shin so she limps and says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate. That'll get her wanting more.
"After school i gave tara the dirty pirate, needless to say she wasnt pleased. but i had a great laugh!"
by Mister Hat April 12, 2007